Satire: The Canadian Relay Mortgage Makes Homeownership a Family Heirloom
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In a groundbreaking move to tackle the affordability crisis, the Canadian government has launched the revolutionary Relay Mortgage, a new scheme set to turn homeownership into a cherished family heirloom, handed down from generation to generation. Now, a mortgage isn’t just a 25-year commitment; it’s a century-long adventure where every generation gets to play a part in the family’s legacy of debt.
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